Anorak | Wind Turbines Promote Global Cooling

Wind Turbines Promote Global Cooling

by | 3rd, December 2008

WITH global warming now at an end, the world is faced with global cooling and its many dangers.

In King’s Dyke, Whittlesey, two-feet long lumps of ice are cascading from the skies. The root of the plague is humanity’s use of fuels, chiefly an 80 metre high wind turbine, the nightmare machine .

Says resident Peter Randall:

“Somebody is going to get killed. There was [sic] huge lumps of ice shooting off and landing everywhere. No one wants to leave the house because they are frightened and worried about the ice falling. My son’s partner is pregnant and she is now worried sick about her unborn baby.”

What is this child but human kind’s future? We are all of us worried.

Says Maria Clark, who

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