Lapland Santa Is F****** Dead
“Santa’s gone home, he’s fucking dead” – Elfin worker at Dorset’s Lapland theme park breaks the news
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Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Backlash Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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I haven’t written my letter, yet.
Santa (Ms)
Yampster , don’t say that! the big kiddies on here have written their letters…
Santa is not dead I tell you. How could you say that. There may be children reading this.
He’s in Intensive Care. Not expected to last the night!
You see what I did there? I softened the blow
Those elves sound wonderfully grumpy old gits, hope they get a part in a panto
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December 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I haven’t written my letter, yet.
Santa (Ms)
December 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yampster , don’t say that! the big kiddies on here have written their letters…
December 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Santa is not dead I tell you. How could you say that. There may be children reading this.
He’s in Intensive Care. Not expected to last the night!
You see what I did there? I softened the blow
December 5th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Those elves sound wonderfully grumpy old gits, hope they get a part in a panto