Poetry Corner: Karen Matthews Clerihews
Karen Matthew Clerihews
KAREN Matthews
Is on the news
On your rented tellies
For feeding Shannon jellies
I’m With…
Shannon Matthews
Turfed out of bed
Upon the wooden floor
Police came
Identified her
Daughter of class war
Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
A woman from Dewsbr’y called Karen
Was incredibly fecund not barren
She’d lasses and lads
From masses of Dads
And named ‘em for airports like Shannon
December 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I worry about pentameters
December 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Nice
Keep ‘em coming.
.
December 6th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Some bugger is going to put her up as Mum of the Decade,
and she reared her kids on State Aid.
It wasn’t enuff,
the going got tuff
and poor Shannon got mislaid