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Britney Spears Naked Angelina Jolie 9/11 Joe Swash Charlie Brooker Knob Feast

by | 6th, December 2008

BRITNEY Spears naked, Miley Cyrus naked, Angelina Jolie naked, Israel vs Palestine naked, Joe Swash, iPhone, 9/11 conspiracy, Facebook, MySpace, and Anthea Turner clothed.

There, that should guarantee this column gets oodles of traffic. Thanks to the Guardian’s Aida Edemariam for using that top search fodder in her piece, words also used in frowning Charlie Brooker’s Guardian feature.

Not that Anorak saw it, having spent the past week searching for “Joe Swash pots Nicola McLean” in Paddick’s pocket; McLean being the only women to be snookered by her chest.

To avoid risk of duplication Brooker’s and Edemariam’s words, and so affecting our SEO rank, Anorak has jumbled them up a bit and chucked in a new element. Can you guess what it is? Yeah, 9/11. There is no conspiracy. The Jews did it. Fact.

Says Edemariam:

“Britney Spears, World Wrestling Entertainment, Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, RuneScape, Jessica Alba, Naruto, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and American Idol.” Anthea Tuner.

It’s internet Tourette’s. Porn. Gay. Porn. Sex. Porn. Naked. Nude. Porn. Turner. Porn. Edmonds. Naked. My eyes! Porn. My hands!

Says Edemariam:

A common way to get a lot of links very quickly is by getting people in India or somewhere to make them for you,” says Paul Roach, the Guardian’s head of SEO.

Mumbai. Massacre. India.

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