
Madeleine McCann: TV Survivors, Alan Carr And Karen Matthews Bingo
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
SUNDAY PEOPLE: “APOCALYPSE? WOW!”
EXCLUSIVE TV’s Survivors star Julie tells why she shuns Botox and surgery at the age of 43
Why?
But Julie said: “I’m happy the way I am. OK, there are days when I wake up and think, ‘Who’s that old bag looking back at me in the mirror?’ “And I see pictures of myself five years ago and think, ‘Why can’t I look like that any more?’ But I’m happy the way I am. What is wrong with a woman looking her actual age?”
What’s good for Julie is good for Kate McCann. Really:
Survivors echoes the hugely popular 1970s TV series of the same name. Julie’s character is a survivor of a killer virus that has wiped out most of the population.
Where is everyone?
Convinced that her missing son Peter is still alive, she battles to find him. Julie said: “Abby’s a very good person, much less cynical than me. She is open-minded and has a big heart. She also believes there are more good people than bad and that the world is a really good place - although so many events in the drama challenge her view.
Fact and fiction. Faction!
“Most of all, she’s a woman driven by her quest to find her child no matter what it takes and that’s something I completely understand. I’d be exactly the same. If I thought either of my children was out there without me, struggling to survive, I would move heaven and earth to find them. As a mother that’s the element of the story I most related to.”
As a mother… because if you are not a parent you just have no idea.
Julie, who has daughters Edie May, four, and Cyd, two, said becoming a mother changed her outlook completely. For example she was incensed when Madeleine McCann’s parents came under suspicion over their daughter’s disappearance.
It’s method acting:
She said: “As if those poor people had not been through enough they were also subjected to a horrible, malicious whispering campaign.
“I had arguments about it, usually with people who didn’t have children.
“I found myself yelling very angrily, ‘You have no idea what it would be like to have your child snatched away.’ It was a hideous suggestion.”
Julie knows, though. Julie understands. As a mother. As an actress. A sa conversationalist.
NOW - FIONA PHILIPS: “Fiona Phillips: Madeleine McCann’s granddad wrote to me”
What did he say?
Madeleine McCann’s granddad sent Fiona Phillips a letter after she announced her plans to leave GMTV.
The presenter has interviewed the family several times in the past 18 months for the ITV programme and formed a strong bond with them.
Madeleine’s grandfather was particularly upset to hear Fiona was quitting.
A campaign is what’s needed for save the blonde.
The most heartbreaking letter I had when I resigned was from Madeleine McCann’s granddad saying, “Thank you for all your help. We will never forget what you’ve done for us”,’ she says.
‘I sat in my dressing room and cried and cried. I’ll treasure that letter forever.’
INDEPENDENT: “Joan Smith: Broken Britain is a media invention”
There is no such thing as a failed society, only failing families. The rest are doing their best, despite their deprivations
There now follows a game of Tabloid Bingo. Eyes down:
Just before he was assassinated, John F Kennedy was reading a book called The Other America: Poverty in the United States, by the distinguished social commentator Michael Harrington.
Tick.
In this country, a parallel phenomenon – what a modern-day Harrington might call “The Other Britain” – has been exposed by a series of shocking events that culminated last week in guilty verdicts in the trial of Karen Matthews and Michael Donovan.
Tick.
Inevitably, the case has been compared with that of Baby P, who died after months of abuse in north London.
Tick.
The problem isn’t one of entire communities blighted by feral behaviour; on the contrary, it was Matthews’s neighbours in Dewsbury who campaigned and made the little girl’s disappearance a national story, despite having neither the education nor the contacts of Madeleine McCann’s parents.
Bingo!
Matthews is not part of Broken Britain, ‘cos Broken Britain, it don’t exists.
SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY: “Dani Garavelli - Mum in a million”
No, not Dani – he-he – Karen Matthews:
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December 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
December 12th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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December 12th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
December 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
hi de hi !!!!
December 9th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Good morning campers !!
December 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
hi coco, i’m just off to bed, thanks :), good night
December 9th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Hi Sam if you are still around! Loved all those fab pics! X
December 8th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
lone check your list and balance and phone xxxxxx
love you xx
December 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
goodnight lone
December 8th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
bed is calling - I might be a dad again in the morning - nite all x
December 8th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
glad you like it! It’s early days and something to do but I don’t expect much from it but it’s a bit of fun! The Aliens are brilliant….
December 8th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Hi Lone! Got you! Pretty in pink! Loved the Aliens!
Saul! It’s not the real Keela! She is a clone of Keela!!! Clones! The cloning of Joanna May - Fay Weldon knows all about it!
December 8th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
coco - try this!
December 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Keela is now banging their heads together. She seems to have a grasp of reality, along with the scruff of Albert’s and Osama’s necks. She is a clever dog.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I have just put an order in for all that condemned pork from Ireland. I plan to feed it to Bin Laden when next he calls round. I will marinade it in curry powder first!
December 8th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Oh for fuck’s sake! Is Ben Doon and Phil McCavity in that bloody bathroom?
December 8th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Last time I saw Bin Laden he was at the bottom of my garden astride an Aberdeen Angus! The Angus wasn’t unhappy - but I said ‘Bin Laden! Get off that Angus!’ And did he take any notice? No! - Anyway - guess who turned up - Angus out of AC/DC! I couldn’t believe my eyes. That was another excuse for a party at the bottom of the garden. Angus only ever speaks to me through a glass on the Oui-Ja board as a rule.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Too late!
Albert has snapped, he is now knocking fuck out of Osama with a Penguin edition of the theory of relativity, Salman is hiding in the bathroom.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Is Bin Laden with you now? Don’t let him near the TV! I don’t want him getting ideas about Stanislavsky airport in Essex! Who’s Albert? If it’s Einstein - tell him I believe him - and he can be in two places at one time! X
December 8th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
nip out!! you bloody nip out every night!!
Eddie keeps nuzzling my toes, it is very comforting. Keela keeps watch at the door.
Can you get a brush for Albert’s hair? Salman and Osama keep taking the piss out of him.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Saul! Where did I leave your buggy? Have you seen my big blue bag anywhere? They seem to have been missing forever ……….
December 8th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Saul! That wasn’t Eddie and Keela that were there with you. They are the decoys!
The real Eddie and Keela are under armed guard now. I wonder what happened to dear Amaral’s dog. I wonder whst really happened there. Tragic.
Hve you seen Salman Rushdie this week? He is always out and about now. He started an evening class in forensics. You should see his home-work! Gross! Ugh!
December 8th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Saul! I saw you - but pretended that I hadn’t seen you. Did you see me kissing that guy? I want you to know that there was nothing in it. Don’t tell your Dad!
I am going to have to tie you to the other side of the radiator if I nip out again! X
December 8th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Harrumph.
coco, You are a fine one to talk. While you were wolfing down your Welsh rarebit at the bottom of your 300 metre garden I was sitting with my nose peeking through the curtains. Luckily Eddie and Keela were there to comfort me.
December 8th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Garsehole!!! Stop awearing in that childish and gratuitous way. If the CuckooClam appeared she would feel physically sick. She has always had a soft spot for you Weirdy Men - and I think you are letting her down by this shocking behaviour. I particularly did not like the bit about a concrete block!!!
However - I am sending you a dose of itchy-penis through the ether. May you bollocks also be seriously traumatised by a rich raw rash.
Lone is one of our favourite posters - You Garsehole are just a Knob-End without a clue.
December 8th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
LONE!!!!!!! I got Error 404 - not your blog. It worked when you were blue.How else can I gain entry?
Garsehole appears to be blowing off again. Has he not heard of senna pods - or a steamed head of cabbage?
December 8th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Gandolf Says:
December 8th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
A hawk, wadaya think you fukwitted windylickin shit bombing f16.!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont ask the fucker to think for ffs……..we could be waiting all nite!
December 8th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
A hawk, wadaya think you fukwitted windylickin shit bombing f16.!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
38 Gandolf Says:
December 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
What a shite bag, but there again pigeons shite anywhere.
Arrrghhhh I got ya gandolf eh I got ya
C’mon you gotta laugh .. it’s certainly been enjoyable trading insults eh
What ya getting for xmas?
December 8th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
37 Garth Says:
December 8th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
You’re right piegon plonker, i am attracted to you………. with a 6″ concrete block in my hand!
Here we go again - can’t you come up with anything better? You couldn’t even lift a 6″ block of balsa let a lone a lump of concrete. hahahahahahaa
December 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
What a shite bag, but there again pigeons shite anywhere.