Emo Mother Nature Commits Suicide, Warmists Sue Big Oil
MOTHER Nature will not wait for us to kill her and revers back over her throat. She’s going to end it all says Tim Flannery:
The world will “suicide” if it cannot strike a strong climate change pact soon, Australian environmental scientist Tim Flannery has warned.
Mother Nature is depressed. Maybe if we flush more prozac in the rivers, she’ll cheer up? She may even get a payout on her insurance:
People affected by worsening storms, heatwaves and floods could soon be able to sue the oil and power companies they blame for global warming, a leading climate expert has said.
Myles Allen, a physicist at Oxford University, said a breakthrough that allows scientists to judge the role man-made climate change played in extreme weather events could see a rush to the courts over the next decade.
He said: “We are starting to get to the point that when an adverse weather event occurs we can quantify how much more likely it was made by human activity. And people adversely affected by climate change today are in a position to document and quantify their losses. This is going to be hugely important.”
Posted: 9th, December 2008 | In: Backlash, Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 10th, 2008 at 9:52 am
It is not a spelling error. It says “Lightly Toated” - it was made in China and they don’t write English too well. That’s my excuse. Actually I made the error because the house is full of smoke from all the burned toast and I can’t see the keyboard or screen properly.
December 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Hang on! I burned the toast this morning. I haven’t changed the normally reliable “Lightly Toated” automatic setting either. How much more proof do you need that things are warming up out there? Can I sue the Ford Motor Company for the two ruined slices of (wholemeal) bread? Or, should I just take the toaster back for a refund? Does making toast add to global warming? Perhaps only if you burn it?
December 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Agreed, bring it on. Then maybe at least one sensible judge will pronounce the warmist religion as that - a mere religion with no proof of any affect by Man on the Weather.
December 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Bring it on, you bitch, bring it on, If you think you’re hard enough.
Just going outside to add some tyres to the bonfire. Choke on that