Vinnie Jones Is Done In Sixty Seconds
MORE on the Vinnie Jones fight that promises to do wonders for Vinnie’s career as professional actor and Premier League ambassador for peace.
Vinnie faces allegations of assault. Such is the Jones brand that the allegations could destroy his reputation as a gentle man of letters and knowing.
The only hope is that Sun readers will not linger too long on the shot if Jones’ stitched up face and recall his work with the Bone China school of acting…
Note: The Sun says that at some time during the fracas, Jones was seen sporting a cap bearing the legend LA Dodgers. It is said that a Mr Chris Breed did opine: “LA suck.” A source tells us: “Vinnie said. ‘What’s your problem?”
One may wonder what Vinnie’s problem is. And how long it will be before his reminiscing of his years spent playing for the Wimbledon Soccer Club..?
Posted: 10th, December 2008 | In: Sports Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 19th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Vinnie Jones is hard in the UK its just there are higher standards in America. Vinnie is lucky his friends were there if the fat piece of lard had jumped or stamped on him with that 26 stone coming down it would have been Vinnies shit coming out of his lifeless body.
December 10th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Not so easy to be ‘hard’ here in the US, the place is full of large corn fed boys who really want to beat up a ‘celebrity’ to prove what heroes they are. If it’s an action film star then so much the better.
He’s lucky he didn’t get shot.
December 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Ohhhh that is harsh…
December 10th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
“Good, but you’re half the man your dad was,” always decked me.
December 10th, 2008 at 10:30 am
For such a hard man I thought his attempt on beating up the bloke in the corridor a beat weak. He should of stepped back and jabbed a couple of time first then took him out with a devestating combination of kidney and jaw punches followed up by a good kicking in the testicles. That’s how to put a man down.