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Vinnie Jones Is Done In Sixty Seconds

by | 10th, December 2008

MORE on the Vinnie Jones fight that promises to do wonders for Vinnie’s career as professional actor and Premier League ambassador for peace.

Vinnie faces allegations of assault. Such is the Jones brand that the allegations could destroy his reputation as a gentle man of letters and knowing.

The only hope is that Sun readers will not linger too long on the shot if Jones’ stitched up face and recall his work with the Bone China school of acting…

Note: The Sun says that at some time during the fracas, Jones was seen sporting a cap bearing the legend LA Dodgers. It is said that a Mr Chris Breed did opine: “LA suck.” A source tells us: “Vinnie said. ‘What’s your problem?”

One may wonder what Vinnie’s problem is. And how long it will be before his reminiscing of his years spent playing for the Wimbledon Soccer Club..?



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