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How To Finger A Chicken On German TV

by | 14th, December 2008

PETA has noticed the antics of German TV farmer Hansi who has been “sexually abusing chickens”.

The 71-year-old rose to prominence on the fourth series of German TV’s Bauer sucht Frau’ (“The Farmer wants a Wife”) – soon to be renamed: the Famer Wants A Bigger Chicken.

As reported:

In a shocking series finale, he told his chosen partner, blonde Marianne (66) from Hamburg, “This is how they get an orgasm”.

Says Marianne:

“You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals… I am disgusted. This is not my world.”

Says PETA spokesman Harald Ullmann:

“This behaviour is an offence and is not acceptable.”

And as spokesmen for chicken kind they would know. Chickens need time. They need love; a little romance; a picture of a stuffed Jamie Oliver in their cage. On the other hand, so to speak, at least Hansi knows how to bring them off. No schoolboy farmer fumbles. Just a happy rictus smile.

As for Hansi, he’s not after thanks:

“I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken. Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”

And if it makes them better layers (geddit!?)…

Note: We’ve found the girls for him!



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