Parents Snap Up Crap Presents At Woolworths Sale
THANKS to the cruncher of Woolworths, millions of kiddies will be getting crappy presents this year.
Says one shopper:
“I hadn’t been in Woollies for years. But now I know it to be full of the kind of crap you give people you don’t like all that much.”
Indeed, many teacher this year will not be getting a bottle of alcopops and a Terry’s chocolate orange, but a tin of Fox’s biscuits, a water pistol that fires jets as far as three inches and a DVD of Len Goodman’s ‘Dance To Cliff’…
“Everything must Go-Go-Go,” says Santa…
Posted: 15th, December 2008 | In: Money Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 16th, 2008 at 12:46 am
There are a lot of Woolworths shops dominating the villages and towns of Blighty - and I am concerned that they will all end up as bloody kebab-shops if we are not careful.
DON’T LET WOOLIES BECOME A KEBAB-CHAIN - OR ANOTHER BLOODY MCDONALDS!
December 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Perhaps by New Year all the kids will have got together from Kid A to Kid Z to organise a protest against the Wonder of Woolworth? and demands that in future Harrods toy dept furnish Santa’s Grot (to) in future
December 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am
My nephews and nieces will experience the joy of matching miniature salt and pepper mills this year in fully sustainable rubberwood. The water pistol cum spud gun I am keeping for myself