The eternal mysteries of the bidet

SPORTING quote of the day:

“We made these players [Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce]… two years ago nobody knew who they were.

If they want to go to England then in the end they’re going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.”

Aurelio De Laurentiis, president of Napoli football club.

Does De Laurentiis believe that English men, by contrast with the womenfolk of this fair land, have managed to solve the mystery that is the bidet? Because we haven’t. Not even close.

Anorak

Posted: 16th, December 2008 | In: Sports Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink