Princess Diana Returns To Finger Phil In Winston Raid
WITH Madeleine McCann no longer front-page news and Jill Dando, Baby P and Anthea Turner all exhausted, is it time to restore Princess Diana to front-page prominence?
The Star beings “Minder Di claim”, news that “the CIA has proof Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed were assassinated by British agents.”
It’s all based on the words of Richard Bryant, who worked as Mohammed AL Fayed’s minder for 12 years.
“We’ve seen reports from the CIA,” says he.
Surely the time is now ripe for a live TV debate between Mo and the Windsors. In fact, Anorak demands it. C’mon, Phil, what you scared of?
And what of the rumours that the raid on the Paris jewellers was to retrieve the £100m diamond ring Dodi was having made for Di?
Says a unnamed source:
“It was that fuggin’ Phil is his ram raid Fiat Uno, innit.”
Meanwhile, high up in the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols department store, a blonde woman rubs her rings finger and wonders…
Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 17th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Oh Yes. bring it on! I’ve missed all the Anorak/Diana stuff….. even if it has been demoted from the Al-Fayed Express to the Star.
Fugging is actually my favourite adjective now. Shame Ross and Brand didn’t use it, they wouldn’t be in half a smuch trouble now.