Michael Jackson And Uri Geller: The Top Ten Subliminal Messages Ever

MICHAEL Jackson and Uri Geller will end global economic crisis.

Ever since Euro ’96, all Anorak staffers have been wearing an orange ball on their left hands to remain in constant contact with it lest Geller’s spell be broken and England lose on penalties to Germany and not win the big tin pot.

(The typos will be worth it when Terry Venables’ men win the day. Hurrah!)

Now Geller want us to wear the dream on our ears, tuned in to subliminal messages into Jackson’s music. A source tells the Sun:

“Uri is convinced the power of positive thought can lift us out of economic gloom. Him and Jacko recorded a spoken-word message and want to put it behind the track so it can penetrate people’s subconscious.”

Of course, this is nothing new. And these are the Top Ten subliminal messages Anorak has picked up on in music:

* “Kill everyone and bow down before me and that beeyatch Sue Barker – Woof!” – Cliff Richard , Devil Woman

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* “John Lennon was an overrated twat, it was all me, me, me” – Paul McCartney, Frog Chorus

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* ‘What ho’, sed de t’ing wid de t’ree bonce [said the thing with the three heads]. Don’t meddle wid t’ings you don’t understand,” followed by a belch – Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain on the album Piece of Mind

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* “F*** your DNA test, Jeremy Kyle. And f*** Graham and the horse you rode in on” – Michael Jackson, Billie Jean

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* “Run around the city with your willies hanging out” – England football team, This Time

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* “A zig-a-aig aaaaaaah” – Thomas Edison, early recording

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* “They’re Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!” - The B-side of the 1966 Napoleon XIV single !aaaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er’yehT

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* “Satan Eats Cheez Whiz” - Weird Al Yankovic’s Nature Trail to Hell

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* “New sweets for old; new sweets for old” – Gary Glitter, Another Rock And Roll Christmas

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* “Your mother sells whelks in Hull” - Ozzy Osbourne, Bloodbath In Paradise

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* “Hello, hunters. Congratulations. You’ve just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont.” (voice in background) “Roger! Carolyne is on the phone!”- Pink Floyd, Empty Spaces

Touch the orange ball….


Anorak

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