Comments on: Michael Jackson And Uri Geller: The Top Ten Subliminal Messages Ever

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:32:49 +0000

…then again….maybe not.

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:31:22 +0000

Bloody hell!!..I did’nt know god & Michael read Anolrak!
I better start cleaning up my posts… and my song writing.

By: gree

gree — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:40:00 +0000

Prayers are with you Michael .

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:13:54 +0000

David, please allow me to finish the song for you…
“I am the eggman…
I am the cheeseman…
I am the omelette…koo koo ka choo”

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:48:07 +0000

Ian - subliminal messages are never wrong

By: Ian Thorpe

Ian Thorpe — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:40:33 +0000

A band I managed (purely as a tax writeoff you understand) put a subliminal message on one of their tracks. It said, “If you are listening to this track backwards hoping to hear a subliminal message you’re a c***”

By: David

David — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:27:34 +0000

“I am the egg man…………………”
I am the cheese man

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:49:48 +0000

Sweet, sunny June,…to show my appreciation for your patients I have made you one of my very own personalised , crack the credit crunch and still look as lovely as a celebrity for Christmas, presents ..
.I wager you can’t wait to knowe what it is?

By: June

June — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:01:48 +0000

Percy sweetie I’m a veggie …. have 6 bottles maturing, another year to go before sampling

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:18:00 +0000

June…how dare you!!
WTF am I to you…just a piece of perfectly pickled & patiently cured pork?
Be a love and pass the port…

By: June

June — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:00:01 +0000

Bryan, how can you say that? Percy’s lovely, especially at room temperature with a good port

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:41:34 +0000

Anolrak…have you been cruising the streets of Kings Cross……again? …
which brings me nicely onto the subject of recycling your used condoms for Christmas presents….
Percy’s Top Tip No. 1…..Take a pair of used condoms, fill them with air ..or whatever you have handy….tastefully wrap them up in an old Sun newspaper ..and present them to your wife as a “Posh Pair” for Christmas. They will make beautiful breast implants to go great her new “credit card nose”….pure class.

More tips on how to beat the credit crunch and still look lovely, later.
I hope you can wait ,Bryan?

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:10:22 +0000

Bryan…I apologise if I have offended you…I know you might be too insolvent to be given a credit card…but you can still fashion a new face of sorts out of a melted pay as you go top up card…you might end up looking like Uri Geller..but theres nothing wrong with that ….is there?

By: agw

agw — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:24:34 +0000

Jackson’s Visa septum, has fallen off?

Priceless

By: Anorak

Anorak — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:01:43 +0000

3 - I’m picking up something…

By: Bryan Alexander

Bryan Alexander — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 05:53:40 +0000

that Percy Stilton not only lacks compassion, but is also a hateful, ignorant IDIOT!

By: Percy Stilton

Percy Stilton — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:08:04 +0000

Good to see Michael Jackson has come up with a novel way of recycling unwanted credit cards during The Crunch……have the plastic melted down and reformed into a new face…. brilliant!…why did,nt I think of that..

By: Brett Watkins

Brett Watkins — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:36:53 +0000

hmmmm tell me where u find the F*** your DNA test, Jeremy Kyle. And f*** Graham and the horse you rode in on bit in billie jean…… lol