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Nicole Kidman Play Didgeridoo In London Schools

by | 18th, December 2008

FOLLOWING news that tight-faced actress Nicole Kidman has turned barren after playing the didgeridoo, the Daily Mail wonders if it time the ruling Labour elite made playing the instrument compulsory in all inner city academies, juvenile detention centres and branches of Primark.

Says the editorial:

“As part of the Great British Commonwealth of all the nations, Australia has offered us much: Rolf Harris, bar staff and no less than two Minogues. Now they once again take the lead on cultural matters. Advance Australia Fair.”

Hurrah!



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