Cliff Richard To Get Mobile Memorial In Wimbledon’s Centre Court
SIR Cliff Richard is not dead, but one day he might be.
Says Cliff:
“There is a family plot where my father and mother are buried but I have been assured that when I do pass on a lot of fans will want to pay homage to me and visit my grave, so that family plot might not be suitable.”
Adding:
“Perhaps I should think of a last resting place that is more accessible to people.”
Anorak has long laboured under the notion that there was already a memorial to Sir Cliff - the Peter Pan statue in London’s Kensington Gardens bears all the hallmarks of the British Elvis.
And many is the rumour that he died some years ago (which hipster has not played Move It backwards and heard the message ‘Cliff is resting – change ends”?), his legacy kept alive by a Cliff death mask on the faces of former Hot Gossip dancers.
But Cliff has not going anywhere, telling both us and Daily Express readers:
“I want to play tennis on my 100th birthday and I’m not joking.”
Cliff never jokes about tennis, it being a deadly serious. And we look forward to seeing him dressed in his whites playing a game with Tony Blair, Mike Read and Sue Barker, all suspended from the new roof at Wimbledon’s Centre Court. And left there like a mobile to tennis’s heritage.
Fly, Cliff. Fly.
Smashing stuff…
Posted: 19th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 22nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Such arrogance from one so young.!……er perhaps I mean old! Better he took a Summer Holiday.!
December 21st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
hahahahahahahahaha….this is a joke, right?? who wrote this?? even in my child school neewpaper they do not write like this..LOLOL.
FIRST..NOT SIR CLIFF IN THE PICTURE..hahaha
SECOND..SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT..Peter Pan is not real…
THIRD and most important…seat, relax and prepare yourself…YOU GONNA DIE SOMEDAY…LOLOLOL…
……….RESPECT PEOPLE IN ORDER TO BE RESPECTED….
Of course Sir Cliff does not read these rubish things…but I must tell you, knowing him as I do…he would laugh even more than me!!!!
December 20th, 2008 at 9:04 am
No C&C? yet….
December 20th, 2008 at 1:57 am
I am a Cliff fan, and it worries me that he is thinking about this now…at age 68 for goodness sake. He needn’t worry about the visits to his grave site as most of the Cliff fans will be gone as well!!! Still, some young ones may remain. Hope Cliff is OK.
He sounds depressed!
December 20th, 2008 at 12:30 am
How’s the blood pressure?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I AM A CLIFF FAN
Lisa… x3
December 19th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I’m NOT a Cliff fan
December 19th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
they are one and the same
December 19th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
It’s Mike Read. Mr Anorak is trying to kill off all Cliff fans with apoplexy. Good Luck
December 19th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Is that Cliff or Billie Jean ?