So Long Bong’s Dong: Wife Severs Man’s Sleeping Penis
SAYS the NOTW: “Bong’s dong is long gone.”
Oh?
A MAN called Bong has lost his dong after his wife hacked it off in a fit of jealous rage.
She suspected her husband of cheating on her and attacked him as he slept in the Philippines. Doctors could not re-attach it and the wife is on the run.
Sometimes the tabloids get it right. The headline and the story match:
An allegedly philandering husband in the northern province of Nueva Vizcaya went to bed drunk on Wednesday night and woke up to find two important parts of his life missing – his wife and his penis.
Police said 26-year-old housewife Agnes Dangiw, in an apparent fit of rage and jealousy, cut her husband Bong’s penis using a sharp kitchen knife as he was in deep sleep.
Penis and man remain apart…
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December 22nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
….”to heaven his foreskin flinging,
Bong looks at his bloody thigh,
and lo his screams are ringing….
Mo- oooo-o-oooo-o-oooo-orphine!
Better get some quickly!
Mo- oooo-o-oooo-o-oooo-orphine!
It’s a sight quite si - ickly!
Merry Crimbo everyone!!
December 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm
ding dong merrily, oh, sigh.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Out bobbits Bobbit