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The War On Clowns, PC Konk And Other Big Shoe Wearers

by | 22nd, December 2008

ANORAK was ahead of the game. When shoes were thrown at George Bush, we knew it would not be long before those who sport weapons of mass destruction were rounded up.

To Birmingham International Airport, where PC Konk, known to the authorities as Dave Vaughan, is carrying plastic handcuffs and wearing huge shoes

The story goes that PC Konk, 60, has positioned himself amid a crowd of 100 disadvantaged youngsters about to board a charity flight around Britain when his presence sets off a metal detector.

The forces are scrambled. Baggage handlers are on high alert. PC Konk if relieved on his plastic plastic scissors, toy camera, massive glasses and bubble saxophone.

Also discovered is a metal clip which holds up his huge baggy trousers.

PC Konk is allowed to fly.

“I showed them my police-clown identity card, which had my picture next to the my credentials as a member of the Criminal Insane Department, but I don’t think that really helped…

“I’m clearly no terror threat or security risk, I’m a kid’s clown dressed as a comedy policeman…
“The irony is that normally I use pink fluffy handcuffs but I left them at home because they’ve got a bit of metal in.

“I suppose they have to be really safety conscious nowadays, but I’ve never had this problem before when I’ve been to international clown conventions abroad.”

Interpol has been alerted. And if who know Booze O, Twitchy, Salvo The Clown, Osama Fun Laden and Ali Baba tell a, er, policeman…

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