Michael Jackson’s Message To Adolescent Boys
“JACKO needs lung swap,” announces the Sun.
Readers may wonder what the king of pop wants to swap a lung for. Times are hard for Jackson and cash remains one option, although not paid in sterling, obviously.
Others possible swaps include:
A nose
Two noses
A cup of tea
France
A spot on Strictly Come Dancing
Its turns out that Jackson wants to swap his lung for another lung, one that, as the reports goes, contains A1AD, a protein Jackson is lacking.
Also, journalist Ian Halperin says:
“He can barely speak. The vision in his left eye is 95 per cent gone.”
Who would have thought the man who was once the sum of so many parts would need an overhaul so urgently?
The failing eyesight, the famously hoary hands in Thriller guise and the absorbant glove suggest and crotch grab suggest that if Jackson has a legacy it as a warning to adolescent boys shut in their bedrooms.
Posted: 22nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 6th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Spoof fail. Your tedious attempt at humor burns my retinas to the point where I will hunt you down. Alternatively, you could stop uploading pieces of shite to the interwebs and maek ur monies bi raepn lil bois urself.
Never forgive, never forget.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Anorak is full of shit go kill yourself, you won’t be missed, MJ however I love you, you are the greatest King of Pop forever!!
April 6th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
‘What goes around, comes around. You can have my freaking word on that!’
I think you are confusing Jacko with Justin, but if the lung fits….
April 6th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
You fools! I’m telling you, God is going to punish you one day. You can say all the crap in the world you want about Michael Jackson, but you can NEVER break him and you can NEVER change the truth about him. Michael is a great man and you KNOW it! Yes, you KNOW it very well, but you will never admit it. What goes around, comes around. You can have my freaking word on that!
April 6th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Yoda? You it is?
April 6th, 2009 at 8:22 am
ahhhhh
SO THIS IS AN OTHER RUMOR
LOL SITE IT IS
December 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Prince was always his better. The transformation of Sheena Easton. Waterfalls. Raspberry Beret. Nothing compares 2 U. Manic Monday. Also, I quite fancied Lisa. Or was it Wendy? The good looking one anyway.
December 24th, 2008 at 7:11 am
He is not an object for your hate and ridicule. He is a human. my goodness, human moral has declined to a low point that we now have to state reasons as to why we have to respect another human being?
He is not president bush who killed tens of thousands of innocent souls in the middle east.
He is not some pastors and pope who is accused and then convicted of child molestation.
He is just a misunderstood person who is an easy target because of his pure love for children. He is a man child but it’s a curse for him because he is living in our society.
He is a victim of greed and biased media who has the power to control what everyone else think about another person. thanks to the media that one man can grow from being so loved to being so hated.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
ermm - why do we HAVE to respect him….?? with respect, we have to do nothing…
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 am
Love and respect in the same sentence as Michael Jackson?
I could think of a few words to replace them ….
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 am
well you might, but I’m not sure it’s universal…….
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
hai micheal,
we love u alot.
sunita
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
hai every one ,
michealjackson is the legend.
dont forget,we had to respect him.
every one knows him.
he is in trouble.we had to help him.
get well soon mjs.