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Michael Jackson’s Message To Adolescent Boys

by | 22nd, December 2008

“JACKO needs lung swap,” announces the Sun.

Readers may wonder what the king of pop wants to swap a lung for. Times are hard for Jackson and cash remains one option, although not paid in sterling, obviously.

Others possible swaps include:

A nose
Two noses
A cup of tea
France
A spot on Strictly Come Dancing

Its turns out that Jackson wants to swap his lung for another lung, one that, as the reports goes, contains A1AD, a protein Jackson is lacking.

Also, journalist Ian Halperin says:

“He can barely speak. The vision in his left eye is 95 per cent gone.”

Who would have thought the man who was once the sum of so many parts would need an overhaul so urgently?

The failing eyesight, the famously hoary hands in Thriller guise and the absorbant glove suggest and crotch grab suggest that if Jackson has a legacy it as a warning to adolescent boys shut in their bedrooms.



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