It’s Not Legal To Piss On Nottingham
NOTTINGHAM City Council says ignore the signs.
The sings the burghers want you to ignore feature a toilet sign and include the words: “Public Urination Permitted After 7.30pm.”
Not genuine, apparently:
A spokeswoman for the authority says:
“It is an offence to urinate in public and these signs have been put up illegally, for whatever reason.
“We would urge people to ignore them, otherwise they could find themselves inadvertently facing a prosecution.
“We are taking the signs down as quickly as possible and if anyone spots one of the illegal signs we ask them to please contact the city council so they can be removed.”
The notice reads:
“In an attempt to reduce late night public nuisance, during the holiday period, Nottingham City Council has designated several public urination areas across the city.
“This urination area will be cleaned daily between the hours of 5am and 6am.”
So as you were - back to pissing against any wall…
Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 24th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Is it a modern day Robin of Sherwood, taking the piss out of the Council and distributing it to the peasant men of fair Nottingham?
December 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I thought it was a general understanding amongst blokes that the world is their toilet anyway…..?
December 24th, 2008 at 3:14 am
That’s awesome. Kudos to whoever put them up, finally somebody is outlining the huge (in my opinion) problem of drunk c*nts that nightly fill our streets with piss!