Queen Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Granddaughter Wears Veil, Zara Philllips Opts For Hat

ZARA Phillips is in a hat.

Such is the seasonal news that we can exclusively reveal that the Scotsman, Daily Express and Daily Mail all lead with the news that Zara Phillips has put her head in a hat, and no less controversailly a hat on her head.

We must be precise as to what Ms Philips has down with her hat, as Gerry Sadowitz once reported:

“Princess Diana has put her head in a hat, and her **** in a toaster.”

Fortunate indeed that when the newspaper staff is at is lowest, there should be no more news that the fact than the Queen’s granddaughter is wearing a hat on her head.

Anorak looks forward to the ensuing news that Queen Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iranshire’s own granddaughter, the veritable Princess Mahmouda Ahmadinejad has chosen today to put her head in a veil.

All the while allegation encircle Iranshire’s Princess Edwina, who has had his placed in a noose…

For XXX shots of King Ahmadinejad with his Queen see here

Anorak

Posted: 26th, December 2008 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink