Afghan Women Remove Viagra Burkas As Men Bite The Magic Bullet

ANORAK has long believed that the Taliban and Al Qaeda are peopled by men who don’t get enough sex.

The Washington Post reports on goings on Afghanistan:

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. “Compliments of Uncle Sam.”

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes - followed by a request for more pills.

The pills are of course, Viagra tablets, and America’s candy man is chucking them about in a bid to keep the locals happy, or at least half of them. Anorak also notes how the favoured head-to-toe burka is a light blue, a Viagra blue. The local woman are not repressed, rather dressed up like a sex lozenge.

Now the menfolk have the mighty blue pill, the women have no need for such kinks and can take off their come hither attire and wear their traditional peek-a-boo nighties, Y-fronts and roller blades.

Image: US Secretary of State seduces the enemy

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