Peru’s Virgin Mary Gives Birth To Porn Star Jesus Hitler

IN Peru Virgen Maria Huarcaya Palomino, married to a carpenter, has named her newborn son Jesus Emanuel after giving birth on Christmas Day.

Just like the Virgin Mary, Virgen opted for a Caesarean operation.

Husband, Saint Joseph, aka Adolfo Jorge Huaman, shares the same profession as Jesus’s Earth daddy, and the same name as the man who oversaw the murder of millions of Jews, gypsies and Slavs.

The BBC, which brings this modern take on the nativity, might like Adolfo to play both Joseph and Herod.

And Jesus can grow up to star in straight-to-tissue soft porn movies.

Says she:

“In school they made fun of my name.”

Who’s laughing now?

Anorak

Posted: 27th, December 2008 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink