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Scare Stories: Burning Genitals, Horse Killed By Biscuit And Cancer Bacon

by | 29th, December 2008

Scare Stories: Scare Stories: Burning Genitals, Horse Killed By Biscuit And Cancer Bacon…

The Sun:

* ENGINEER Satish Narayan is in bed.

His wife Rajini approaches. She is bathed in a pinkish glow. She is intoxicating. She smells of methylated spirits. She has, allegedly, poured the brew over Engineer Narayan’s genitals and set the cocktail alight.

Engineer Naryan is dead. His wife faces a murder charge in Australia.

* Neil McNulty, 19, is charged with the murder of Emma O’Kane, 27. It sis alleged that McNulty did throw a bottle into a Manchester pub when he was refused entry. The bottle hit a pillar, and a shard of glass hit O’Kane on the throat.

Daily Mirror

GIRL KILLED BY FALLING TV – A toddler died when a TV fell on him from a chest of drawers at his Swansea home.

Daily Mail

* The sleepless night that cold drive you crazy – Researchers say lack of sleep can send you maaaaaad

* “Fat children are ‘being killed with kindness’”

* “Additive used in bacon and ham linked to lung cancer”

Daily Express

“HORSE IS KILLED BY BISCUITS AND CAKES – Headline of the day, Daily Express

A HORSE has been killed by kindness after well-meaning passers-by on a public footpath kept feeding him treats including Jaffa cakes and dog biscuits. Kamal, an 18-year-old Arabian stallion, was found dead in his stable.

More scare stories every day…



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