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Jesus Found Alive In Pita Bread

by | 2nd, January 2009

JESUS. In a pita bread. No, not with a kebab in one hand and some garlic sauce. He died on the spit for our sins:

Hungry, one morning last week, I decided to heat up some pita bread. I broke it into little bits and left it in the oven for about two and a half minutes.

After the pieces began to blacken I took them out. Oddly enough one piece even looked like the “face” of Jesus. I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn’t.

Instead, I left it in the pantry until today, when I finally decided that I might as well auction it off.

I guess what you all want to know is whether it’s a coincidence or real apparition. I’m not really sure. All the same, whether you’re a Christian or just curious, happy bidding!

The lamb kebab of God…

Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink