Thousands Of Weapons Of Shoe Destruction Spotted In Florida
MORE WEAPONS of sole destruction spotted in Florida. Will the State that gave George Bush be his undoing? We’re all shoe tossers now, or mini cab drivers:
According to Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Lt. Pat Santangelo, thousands of pairs of used shoes mysteriously appeared at 7:42 a.m. on the southbound lanes of the Palmetto Expressway between the Bird Road and Miller Drive exits.
Employees of the Florida Department of Transportation’s Road Rangers service, which is meant to provide roadside assistance, managed to push all the shoes into one lane using large brooms.
A private contractor was hired to use a front-end loader to pick up the shoes by the dozen and load them into a large dump truck, Santangelo said.
”At this point, no one’s claimed the shoes,” Santangelo said.
White supremicists report seeing men dancing and making merry in a truck labelled Mo S. Sad, truthers have proof that Operation Keep It Hush Puppy was an inside job and CNN wonders if shoes are the new Prius…
Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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