Big Brother Race Row: Ulrika Jonsson Is Face Of Panty Liners
BIG Brother is the play for our times. All lines are as quoted by the players. The blog:
Day 22
Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka. Jons-so-so-so-so-n.
Ulrika emerges and goes straight for the panty liners gig. She can make it her own.
Obama. Ulrika. Manchesta. Does your name end in an “a”? What about a vowel?
“I think Coolio at one stage, about 10 days in or two weeks in, he went, ‘Hey man, you are a Leo’, and suddenly that was why we weren’t getting on - because we are both Leos. But really, actually, it was because he was so dominant and I just felt that if you just have one person who is incredibly dominant it is so hard for everybody else. He provided an amazing energy in the house and was great entertainment.”
She hated him.
But what next for the gang:
Ulrika: The face of Panty liners
Terry: Magazine show on Manchester telly; anew nodding head on 100 Best Masterchef Plates.
Coolio: The Simpson stage play - Abe
LaToya: Latoya or La Toya. Discuss on chat shows
Ben: A1 reform. A1 de-form
Verne: New baby Geroge Doors on Shooting Stars
Lucy: The only way is down
Tina: Acting herself
Michelle: The face of non-drip tanning creams
Tommy: Milk Tray, the problem years
Mutya: Stop the pigeon!
Day 21
AFTER yesterday’s “FIX”, today it is the turn of a Big Brother race row to infect the Star’s front page, and this one involves Ulrika Jonsson.
Jonsson is accused of being “anti-black”, says the paper. Well, from four children by four fathers not one displays even a hint of colour. But racist?
Can it not be argued that she favour blacks and has spared them her bed and blushes?
“Ulrika in new big bro race row – Coolio: ‘She doesn’t like black people.’”
The Star is at pains to point out that there is no evidence that the woman who dated mixed race footballer and reformed dogger Stan Collymore is a bigot.
So why does it lead with a Big Brother race row and mention Ulrika, adding inside the organ: “There is absolutely no suggestion Ulrika made any racist comments or acted in a racist way.”
Indeed. There is not a shred of evidence. The paper does hear this from Coolio, who tells Terry:
“I started thinking: ‘Why doesn’t Ulrika like La-Toya?’ We’re the only two…”
The paper says the sound was then cut. So does he say Ulrika “doesn’t like” black people? Dunno.
“ULRIKA’S FINAL INSULT” screams the Star.
But there is no insult. There is no racism. There are two headlines. And – who knows – maybe a court case…
Day 18:
Michelle - goodbye.
EACH morning hacks on the Daily Star’s Big Brother beat draw lots to see if the headline will feature the world “Race”, “Bully” or “Fix”.
Tense times at the Star’s officers. The words are penned on a page three stunnas breasts and the head of investigative reporting invited to spin round three times and grope for a notelet.
Success. And today Star readers get:
“MICHELLE AND BEN IN BIG BROTHER VOTE…FIX”
The bitchy accusations came as it emerged yesterday that Liberty X star Michelle shares the same showbiz agent as former A1 singer Ben, 27.
Being Ben’s agent must be one of the toughest jobs in showbiz, especially with supermarkets closing and Woollies out of business.
Says Terry Christian, 48:
“It’s always been a ploy to have a fake romance to win this show.”
For what it’s worth, the big romance has been between Terry and Coolio. Terry has acted as Coolio’s translator, taking the great man’s words and bringing them down the mountain – across the ashtray – to the other housemates.
Coolio: “Coolio has seen many women and Coolio knows.”
Terry: “Coolios says he’s sorry for an offence caused and just letting off steam.”
Coolio: “Coolio want to be Coolio.”
Terry: “Coolio says cheese if the future.”
As for Michelle and Ben, we wish them luck – more so their agent…
PS- one of them’s getting the boot tonight.
Day 17:
Tag-team indifference.
Day 16:
Farewell Mutya Buena. You came. You were seen. You showed everyone your tattoos. Not one person made a joke about stopping the pigeon. For shame!
You walked - with one foot in front of the other, in rhythm.
“No way am I staying a day longer, I’ve already told them I don’t care what I lose. If they want to fight me they can. I’m not unpacking my suitcase and that’s it. I’m going.”
And with that she was gone.
Leaving Michelle Heaton in situ. Michell won’t run. She can’t - that tan is set hard…
Day 15:
Tag-team hissy fits
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January 16th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I watched the episode where Coolio was on top bullying form and I just wanted him to be taken out of the show then and there. (and tarred and feathered)
It was bullying and the old chestnut ‘I was bullied so I can’t be a bully’ just sends me crackers. He is just nasty.
However…. it soon brought dear, gentle, kind, caring, sharing Latoyah into the diary room to show her true colours as a stirrer of mega proportions. Very funny!
Verne to win. What a genuinely nice bloke he is.
Watching CBB? Moi? as if!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
The emperor’s new breasts
January 12th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I maintain. She had no boobs - none. She should be done for fraud.
January 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Bet Tomoyah disnae sing the Famine Song.
January 10th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
* - last night
January 10th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Coolio (what a seriously un-cool name) redeemed himself last night during Terry’s history lesson last night on the Live Feed. That was the most interesting late-night LF to date, IMO. I have to agree with him and Verne Troyer in that Terry should teach. His engaging/encouraging technique and facts were spot-on. It takes a lot to keep Coolio’s attention, well done to the man.
January 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Lucy Pinder has done herself proud, seems like a genuine individual. Terry’s history lesson was fab, at least he didn’t go down the usual PC line.
As for Tomoyah - there isnae a Scottish bone in his body, so why not sing Irish rebel songs - who ripped the monkey off his back?
January 9th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Why does everyone keep pretending Pinder has big boobs - she doesn’t!
It’s a national disgrace!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I thought it was start at the bottom and work your way up
January 9th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Barrymore - top, middle and now bottom
January 9th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
“Well, when I started off, I still thought I’d be going off to uni. I didn’t like the idea of other under-graduates being familiar with my nipples”………………
Well, I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past graduation, can I see them?
Just a thought.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:13 am
It was good to see yet another of Barrymore’s comback attempts meet with such complete apathy as the housemates claim not to have seen his frantic waving
‘Awwight?’
It is with me
January 8th, 2009 at 1:23 am
It was a sign of anti-social class prejudice to say ‘you don’t steal from your own class’ but as we’re all equally skint now and Tommy lives in a villa in Cardonald (where I got my cat and my dog!) it doesn’t matter.
I think Tommy is alright - and yet deeply disturbing - it’s the BELLOWING.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Tommy Tomoyah Sheridan is so baldy that he can’t even do a comb-over like his hero Arthur Scargill. Could he transplant the hairs from the back of his arms and his back and form an Amy Whinehoosesque kiss-curl?
Did Fred Elliott (Corrie) taught Tomoyah all he knew about facials (expressions) and orals (public speaking) when he was in Manchester?
January 7th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Tomoyah told Coolio that you don’t steal from your own class which infers that it’s ok to steal from those in different socio-economic groups than your own. Even Stalin would find that one hard to justify!
If Pinder goes on friday, the fugly birds really do hold this country’s destiny in their chavvy mitts.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I wish I could put Tommy in a closet - then the bellowing would be reduced to a level that wouldn’t scare me or wreck my eardrums.
What is with the bellowing and the facial expressions????
January 6th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
There’s something not right about that guy (Tomoyah) - closet case or what?
January 6th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
January 6th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Coolio apparently talked non-stop for 37 minutes yesterday…………hence I don’t think he has one on his head. I think he IS one!
(memo to self.. DO NOT WATCH IT.)
January 6th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
now I am not suggesting that Michael & La Toya are a pair of tits…but some may say….
January 6th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
C&C …good points…do you think that Coolio went for one tit on his head because he could’nt afford to buy a pair…..poor Coolio…bet he wishes he was a Jackson
January 6th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
C&C - with a father like Michael Jackson, the chances of Blanket & Co growing up in any way normal are frankly remote, poor little sods….
January 6th, 2009 at 8:50 am
I think Latoyah and Michael J are one and the same person.
Have you ever seen them together?
On a serious note, didn’t Daddy Jackson do well in ruining so many of his children’s lives? A huge swathe of them completely trashed. I hope the next generation fare better but I’m not sure.
I have been trying not to watch CBB, I get hooked on these things way too easily and its too soon after I’m a celeb.
Percy… you can be reassured that Ulrika is all realka, even her ego.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Tina needs it…but can’t afford it yet…until big brother pay
January 5th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Terry Christian has definately had nothing cosmetically enhanced
….or hes hidden it really well.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
It certainly looks like La Toya has been bulk buying her surgery to beat the credit crunch….
and Coolio has definately had a tit transplanted to the top of his head?
Please tell me Ulrika is all real Anorak?
January 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
..especially if your a celebrititty
January 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I could’nt help noticing Anoraks banner ad today offering price reductions on breast enlargment surgery. It seems like the credit crunch has a sunny side after all…bigger tits all round…
January 4th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
A conspiracy theory - Pinder’s Pinders were airbrushed!
January 4th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Boobs shrinking! She had them CGI’d on and now she’s busted.