Nicole Richie Gets The Hump

“TWIN BOYS FOR NICOLE RICHIE,” announces the Enquirer on its cover page.

Inside and Richie is “taking vitamins, eating… and designing maternity wear.”

This is how celebrities get pregnant. Nicole and her team of camel-faced fashionistas are “brainstorming about new ways to look chic with a bump.”

All that’s left to do is call Anorak’s Celebrity Baby Ordering And Star Treatment Service (BOAST).

So here’s Nicole saying how she’d like five children – “twin boys and three girls”.

We check the stocks and note that she can have the twin boys, but one of them will have to be black and the other blond; and two girls (she already has one) we can also do, so long as one is called Amii and the other two are also called Amii.

We can alter to Amii and Amiii for the family pack deal.

Update: Nicole Richie is not pregnant.

Anorak

Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink