Comments on: 2009: Anorak’s Diary

By: Brigette

Brigette — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:10:14 +0000

As a nice, church-going mother of four, I am mortified to admit how long and hard I laughed about the Archbishop of Canterbury bit. Good show, Iowahawk. Jolly good show!

By: Shirley

Shirley — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:30:47 +0000

Brilliant as usual, Iowahawk !

But the truthiness of it is somewhat depressing…..

By: The Daily Eudemon

The Daily Eudemon — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:18:09 +0000

[...] Iowa Hawk’s 2009 Year in Review . . . early. Pretty funny. PG-13. Excerpt: FEBRUARY [...]

By: sabbott

sabbott — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:15:05 +0000

“New Anglican row as Archbishop of Canterbury offers to personally fellate “every able bodied Muslim man in Britain”; “Not just for the personal pleasure, but for the future of our culture,” says Williams” BWAAAAAAA!

By: Pogo

Pogo — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:57:48 +0000

This man is on to something. Or on something.

By: aelfheld

aelfheld — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:30:10 +0000

Who said lend-lease was done with?

By: CaptainVictory

CaptainVictory — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:51:18 +0000

FEBRUARY (Supplemental)

Nuclear detonation triggers panic in DC when newly appointed CIA chief Sandy Berger botches attempt to smuggle tactical underpants nuke out of Andrews AFB

By: Serr8d

Serr8d — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:41:16 +0000

…“every able bodied Muslim man in Britain”…

You mean he missed a few last year?

By: di butler

di butler — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:49:29 +0000

Glad you guys are enjoying “our” Iowahawk. Remember though, we are just loaning him to you.We expect him back in barely used condition. Brilliant as always.

P.S. I will pay whomever harpoons Al Gore.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:41:32 +0000

“Al Gore announces ban on speaking aloud words “global warming”; “We must not proke the Unspoken One further,” say US climate czar”

LMAO.

Fantastic as always, Iowahawk, this whole thing had me in stitches.

By: average_guy

average_guy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:55:19 +0000

“Winless Detroit Lions score an upset victory in NFL Super Bowl thanks to secret clause in U.S. auto industry bailout plan; jubilant Detroit fans go on celebratory 5-day citywide arson rampage, resulting in almost $12 in property damage”

…sure that its not islamofacists rioting in nearby Dearborn?

By: sierra

sierra — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:08:50 +0000

Detroit fans go on celebratory 5-day citywide arson rampage, resulting in almost $12 in property damage…
You seem to have been in downtown Detroit recently.

By: Mason

Mason — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:12:03 +0000

Iowa Hawk…come home!

By: george

george — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:54:27 +0000

Someone should harpoon Al Gore before he sinks.

By: kim in vancouver

kim in vancouver — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:39:09 +0000

PRICELESS!

By: WPZ

WPZ — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:37:35 +0000

Good heavens! We’ve even sold Iowahawk to foreigners?
Can we outsource to him now?

By: bikeboy

bikeboy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:06:46 +0000

I’m laughing…

… but why?

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:49:41 +0000

“She-Ra, Bringer of Meat”
LOL

By: Eowyn

Eowyn — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:48:29 +0000

Brilliant as usual, Iowahawk!
Thanks for the many belly laughs. Much needed.

By: yampster

yampster — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:45:01 +0000

I find the one about the Archbishop of Canterbury hard to swallow. I suspect that he will too.