The Top Ten New Crisp Flavours

PASS the Cajun squirrel-flavoured crisps.

Other crisp flavours that may soon be hitting he shelves are:

Chilli and chocolate.
Crispy duck
Onion bhaji
Fish and chips
Builder’s breakfast

Crisp firm Walkers wants crisp enthusiasts to suggest a 21st century rival to our old favourites.

Anorak has conducted its own poll and brings you the Top Ten British Crisp Flavours:

Gristle and Curry-Style Sauce – The flavour of late-night van fodder in the comfort of your own home - in a reusable, non-leak bag!

Prawn Cock Tale – The essence of Orange Chewits is overlaid with a fine mist of distilled used condom. Something to tell your friends about over a packet of Listerine biscuits.

Vim & Tonic – The perfect keep-me-up when you’ve just re-aired the contents of your night out on mum and dad’s kitchen floor.

Roast and Bunions – aka Sex in Heels, or The Wag.

Mediterranean Cream – Beach-cooked red potatoes sprayed with literally gallons of oil, smeared in thick cream and rolled in sand-textured nacho crumbs

Herb – After getting goofed with your pals, Herb crisps come in one packet but each bag contains a multitude of flavours. Takes the strain out of thinking in the sweet shop

Cheese and Onion – Disguise your halitosis behind a bag of the crispy treats

Chicken Casserole – An upsurge of vomit that doesn’t quite make it from the throat to the mouth mixed with a hint of Bacardi Breezer and pickled egg

Potato Mousseline And Chateau Les Justices – Fine dining in a limited edition bag. RRP: £75,50 plus tip.

Skips – No need to eat again. Just pop a skip in your mouth in the morning and skip breakfast, lunch, tea and dinner. The celebrities’ No.1 crisp. Official!

Anorak

Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink