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Shit Faced: Cosmetic Saleswoman Leaves Shitty Sample On Step

by | 10th, January 2009

BING! Bong! Who can that be at the door? Why, it must the salesgirl from Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman, and she’s left her calling card on the mat: a huge steaming pile of turd-like foundation.

The lucky recipient of the free sample says she refused to answer the door of her Florida home as she didn’t recognise the car parked outside.

The scent goes under the “Repugnant” brand name, and is the product of two parts Chicken Bhuna to one part Snickers and three parts Vidal Sassoon Herbal Essence.

There was toilet paper nearby.

Well, if the cotton wool pads have run, ladies must make do.

Curry Sauce by Jade Goody is out soon.



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