Prince Harry’s Shame: Hal’s Admits To Having A ‘Paki’ Friend
PRINCE Harry’s popularity has been on the wane in Pakistan ever since he decided to attend a party dressed as Adolf Hitler and NOT local celebrity Osama bin Laden.
In a bid to repair the damage Harry has befriended a “Paki”, but it might be too little, too late.
“SORRY’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH,” announces the Mail’s front page. Sky news says the Army is investigating.
Says an Army source source:
“Paki has long been a term of abuse in the Army. But now Harry has undone years of tradition in saying it was friendly banter. How long before he’s drinking Flaming Bentleys with gooks, Red Sea pedestrians, wogs, wops, dagos and – God help us – krauts.”
On the video, Harry can be heard introducing “Our little Paki friend… Ahmed.”
Ahmed is thought to be Ahmed Raza Khan, a Pakistani who won the award for the best overseas cadet at Sandhurst Military College.
Says St James’s Palace spokesman Peter ‘Nigger’ Blackrod:
“Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be… However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon.”
The cad!
To further shock, the video footage later shows Harry telling a comrade:
“F*** me, you look like a raghead.”
Whether he as referring to the Taliban or Iraqi insurgents is unclear, but the thought of the third in line to the thrown considering a man of swarthy complexion a “comrade” will leave many hard-working Britons sick to the pits of their stomachs…
Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (42) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 12th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I believe an appropriate Royal response by the pillock prince would be to resign from the regiment and from Royalty then he could fulfill his bloody birthright to be what he really is …. an ordinary ignorant bigot.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
When my mate was in the RAF he was called Sweats or sweaty (Sweaty sock=jock) as he is Scottish. He was also called ginger, duracell etc,.. as he has red hair. He is now in his third decade with the RAF. I think he would be more concerned about the fact that there was an Ahmed standing behind him in Afghanistan.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Hamilton Academicals (Accies).
January 12th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
A reference, no doubt, to Lewis Hamilton, F1 world champion of our hearts, and his family. How could you?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I prefer to use the term “Hamiltons”.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Prince Harry for King! Did you know that hundreds of thousands of people use “the paki’s” to describe the local corner shop? No hate involved just description.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Poor Gingernut….wonder what ‘bad’ news the Govt is burying these days
January 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am
…and also remember… his grandmother is and was at time Commander-in-Chief of the Ahmed Forces…which might excuse Harry’s remarks & why we have heard nothing from Ahmed.
January 12th, 2009 at 8:44 am
…and as for Harry the argument that Harry is just an ordinary dog soldier and was just using industrial language at work….I say ” Horse shit! “
January 12th, 2009 at 8:41 am
…before any royal apologists start making excuses for this piss-poor excuse for a prince then I would remind you….in context that Harry called one of his colleagues A Paki & another one a raghead, behind their backs, while videoing them, behind their backs, during training to be an officers & gentlemen at this countries leading military academy. The reasons why this story broke in the NOWT, on a sleepy sunday, & 3 years after event are a seperate of Royal perogative, privilege , prejudice and PR.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:09 am
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