Beyonce Knowles Illustrates The Sixth Rule Of Tabloid Journalism
THE Rules of Tabloid Journalism. Rule 6: The Golden Globes must always be illustrated by picture of a woman’s cleavage.
In more enlightened times the cleavage may belong to a man. For now, though, a woman is all.
The Sun illustrates news of the year’s first film industry AGM with a picture of Beyonce Knowles, who did not win a gong nor even star in a film up for one.
But Beyonce does have a cleavage. What’s more she is a golden coffee colour and thus black enough to feature on a tabloid front page and not too black as to:
a) Scare the shit out of readers
b) Illustrate knife crime
c) Be a statement
There are two more pages on the Globes and in one, gushing Kate Winslet – what Americans call a two-time winner – is holding a statuette in each hand, as she must.
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January 13th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Do we feel Kate is hoping for an Oscar for her GG speech?
January 13th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Prick. How offensive and racist. No wonder the black race always has to deal with racism.