Beyonce Knowles Illustrates The Sixth Rule Of Tabloid Journalism
THE Rules of Tabloid Journalism. Rule 6: The Golden Globes must always be illustrated by picture of a woman’s cleavage.
In more enlightened times the cleavage may belong to a man. For now, though, a woman is all.
The Sun illustrates news of the year’s first film industry AGM with a picture of Beyonce Knowles, who did not win a gong nor even star in a film up for one.
But Beyonce does have a cleavage. What’s more she is a golden coffee colour and thus black enough to feature on a tabloid front page and not too black as to:
a) Scare the shit out of readers
b) Illustrate knife crime
c) Be a statement
There are two more pages on the Globes and in one, gushing Kate Winslet – what Americans call a two-time winner – is holding a statuette in each hand, as she must.
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Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Reviews Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
