Lily Allen Watch: My Brother’s Penis

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the UK leading jobbing celebrity - Lily’s brother Alfie’s penis.

“When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would have a bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up and come in for a wee, he has got a huge penis…

“I’d just be like, ‘That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!’

So says Lily in Attitude magazine. And what else of Britian;s answer to Angelina Jolie and her brother?

“He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times. He’s got no respect. I’d never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely.”

What about puke, or put a fist in your mouth, or stick your face in a toaster? What are your limits, Lily?

The Smile singer was quizzed about her third nipple by a Dutch TV presenter onboard a riverboat in Amsterdam.

To put the curious interviewer out of his misery, Lily promptly lifted up her top to point out her pride and joy, adding: “It gets hard when you touch it” - The Sun

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