Porn Star Ron Jeremy Jumps The Crocs
RON Jeremy is a porn star.
He is paunchy and sweaty.
Jeremy services on-camera prostitutes to give hope to sweaty and panchy men that they too can shag prostitutes.
The women Jeremy services serve other women by ensuring their Ron Jeremy look-alike will watch porn, play with himself and leave them alone.
Ron Jeremy is a hero to both sexes.
Or he was.
Because Ron Jeremy has taken on his greatest challenge: crocs. Can Jeremy still shag in the most heinous footwear invented? Is it too much? Is he now sub-human to be look down upon by even the most frenzied onanist?
We suggest that until a moratorium can be conducted, Jeremy be lubed from his shoes, or else be allowed to keep them on the proviso that he polishes them a lustrous black or a deep tan and passes them off as brogues.
Jeremy sticks bits of himself into holes. But he should draw the line at those shoes which are things no man should f*** with.
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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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