Ten Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise
ITALIAN organ LeiWeb is interviewing Tom Cruise. It lists what it is, allegedly, able and unable to say. The hack must:
- Have seen his film Valkyrie
- Have understood and enjoyed Valkryie
- Read a letter that explaisn that Scientology has never been banned in Germany
Other things implicit:
- Hacks must say Tom is taller in real life than he looks on camera
- Must not mention Scientology unless it is in the above, letter
- Tell him his hair makes him look younger
- Ask if Suri is his little sister
- He is not Jewish
- Katie Holmes make him appear taller
- He is not Dudley Moore’s love child
Tom Cruise is an actor.
It’s all a bit like Angelina Jolie, who supported press freedom, on her terms.
Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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