Katie Price Wants Rapists Raped

NOW free of her gargantuan Jordans, we can see Katie Price’s mouth. And Katie’s tells the Sun what she’s like to do to wrong uns:

“The way I see it is an eye for an eye. So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I’m sorry that’s just the way I feel. I’m very strict. If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life. And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing.”

Being raped by Katie Price might be a perverts idea of a good time.

In 2001 Jordan stood Parliament with the slogan “For a bigger and betta future”. A vote for Katie was a vote for free breast implants, increased nudist beaches, and a ban on parking tickets.

She should stand again. She may have better luck with her policy of rape for rapists. Of corus, if it’s a miscarriage of justice, the victim will have to sue the harbinger of justice and - fair’s fair - rape her.

Something that may only encourage further perversion.

And is the skin dye orange? Just wondering?

Anorak

Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink