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January 24th, 2009 at 5:31 am
Husbands! Does your wife needlessly leave the family home without the protective chaperoning of yourself, your father, or that uncle of yours who has been a little funny since his time in the colonies? Are you tired of having to rescue her from yet another opium den? Do you weary of having to crush her nascent independent thought when she finally returns to the family?
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