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Sex On The Tottenham Pitch: Dino Drpic’s Hot Pre-Match Ritual With Celsius

by | 23rd, January 2009

NEWS from the field of play is that the centre circle has been marked out by Croatian defender and Tottenham enthusiast Dino Drpic and his wife Nives Celsius.

Nives tells Serbian TV:

“Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty.”

Drpic’s team, Dinamo Zagreb, are about as amused as Queen Victoria with a bad period and have put the player up for sale. Any team who wants their pitch to be fertilised by the player should out in bid.

The Sun says:

He said to be keen to link up with national squad team-mates Luca Modric and Vedran Corluka at Tottenham.

The promise of live sex on the White Hart Lane turf may keep the punters happy, especially at half time.

Although if Drpic would care to “link up” with Modric or whoever after the game so much the more wholesome. Football has yet to earn an X certificate despite the best attempts of Wayne Rooney.

For good measure the Sun adds:

Drpic romped with his wife shortly before Steve McClaren’s England crashed to defeat in the important qualifier.

As pre-match ritual go, this trumps Old Mr Anorak’s habit of a visit to Cassettarris cafe for meat pie, chips and peas and mug of tea, or the hug and a prayer, as favoured by many Chelsea players.

Anorak readers will, of course, recall how Drpic and Nives Croatian were approached by a British couple who tried to snatch their long-haired blond son after mistaking him for Madeleine McCann.

Which may or may not be relevant.



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