BBC Jonathan Ross Shags Octogenarian Gaza On A Swing As Satanic Slut Observes
GAZA and the appeal that will not be aired on the BBC. Says the Daily Mail.
Crisis at BBC escalates as 11,000 complain over refusal to broadcast Gaza appeal
Is that all? Perhaps if Jonathan Ross can intervene on behalf of the charities and say that he is f**king Gazza on a swing in his garden things can improve?
The crisis is the latest controversy to hit the BBC, which is still reeling from the enormous backlash over the Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand affair.
War. F**king an old man’s granddaughter. We are privileged to live in a time when sticky-handed adolsecent banter is not overshadowed by international incident. It’s the broken window approach to news - make the small thing good and the big things will become better.
The World Trade Centre bombings, for instance, can be traced back to Den Watts shagging Michelle Fowler on the banquette in the EastEnders pub. The Waco massacre… Who shot JR? And so on.
As one Mail reader puts it:
The need for aid is paramount. People will die as a consequence of this media manipulation.
And on Top Gear tonight, Richard Hammond will drive a Qassam-rocket powered car into a wall…
The Sun is leading with the story:
“How dare Woss insult my mum.”
Interesting that Jose Maria Moreno should defend the honour of his dear old mum - Francisca Guzman - by calling Ross by a nickname. Such is the lure of celebrity that evne in fits ouf rage, the fan poses for a photo and asks for an autograph.
At least Guzman, who we learn has Alzheimer’s, now has proof that it wasn’t Terry Wogan she shagged but Ross.
It’s all very tasteful.
Yesterday NOTW readers were treated to the sound of Ross penetrating an octogenarian in an MP3 - with sound effects produced by custard cream biscuits, a sink plunger and the Coronation Street intro.
Today, Georgina Baille - pictured from the neck up - says:
“Ross doesn’t accept what is and isn’t acceptable to talk about.”
Baillie performs as a lead-footed Satanic Slut. Perhaps she can help Ross out?
(Baillie: “I went into my living room and our pole-dance pole had collapsed. I was like, oh my God, this is my house, and then I looked down at my emaciated body and I was like, and this is my body.”)
Says she:
“It’s completely tasteless to talk about having sex with a pensioner.”
What a prude. And possibly ageist too.
Ross is a trailblazer. More power to his wrist, say we…
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January 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
[...] charity appeal for Gaza: I didn’t feel the scenes of destruction implied the Israelis were trigger-happy, and the [...]
January 28th, 2009 at 9:26 am
would they similarly block an appeal for aid to Israel, I wonder…..?
January 27th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Jonathan Ross is a one trick pony, I wish he’d disappear up his ain arse! The worst thing about his lack of talent is that we’re payingthrough the nose for it.
As for the Gazza appeal - He has to accept he has a problem, and with professional help, stop drinking.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Sam
The BBC does show party political broadcasts - but they have to show them for all the political parties (even the BNP).
The trouble is the ‘Stop the War’ coalition - whose loudest supporters tend to be complete bigots - they’re the ones that went around with a banner saying ‘We’re All Hezbollah Now’. They drown out the moderate voices and they make humanitarian aid look like propaganda (which is what the BBC is worried about).
January 27th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Sam,
They are usually aired after the news, before the next programme, or do you just get BBC 24 hrs, which is all news
The main BBC channels show the news at regular intervals but also have other programmes too
January 27th, 2009 at 8:50 am
I have been a pensioner since I was 50.
And yes, since you ask….
January 27th, 2009 at 12:58 am
thanks june, i wan’t sure. i don’t think they should do those either, they’re not news are they, just advertising.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:38 am
They do, both BBC 1 and 2, not sure about the rest of the BBC though, but ITV do too and Channel 4
January 27th, 2009 at 12:14 am
out of interest (and showing my ignorance) do the bbc do party political broadcasts ?
January 27th, 2009 at 12:03 am
To support the “Pensioners Poking for Peace in Palestine Appeal” please send all donations to me…so I can pay my license fee.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
..I might even consider paying my license fee to see pensioners poking on the BBC
January 26th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
…I would be prepared to give charity to see pensioner on pensioner penetration on the BBC News, where can I send my donation to June?
January 26th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
But what if its a pensioner having sex with a pensioner?
January 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
[...] News chief John Ryley says on Gaza and charity: The absolute impartiality of our output is fundamental to Sky News and its journalism. [...]
January 26th, 2009 at 7:17 am
No one will die because of ‘this media manipulation’ - the charity has been all over the news and anyone can google it.
Besides the credit crunch has all charities slightly buggered - I was out collecting yesterday for a children’s charity and we only made a third of what we made last year.