BBC Jonathan Ross Shags Octogenarian Gaza On A Swing As Satanic Slut Observes
GAZA and the appeal that will not be aired on the BBC. Says the Daily Mail.
Crisis at BBC escalates as 11,000 complain over refusal to broadcast Gaza appeal
Is that all? Perhaps if Jonathan Ross can intervene on behalf of the charities and say that he is f**king Gazza on a swing in his garden things can improve?
The crisis is the latest controversy to hit the BBC, which is still reeling from the enormous backlash over the Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand affair.
War. F**king an old man’s granddaughter. We are privileged to live in a time when sticky-handed adolsecent banter is not overshadowed by international incident. It’s the broken window approach to news – make the small thing good and the big things will become better.
The World Trade Centre bombings, for instance, can be traced back to Den Watts shagging Michelle Fowler on the banquette in the EastEnders pub. The Waco massacre… Who shot JR? And so on.
As one Mail reader puts it:
The need for aid is paramount. People will die as a consequence of this media manipulation.
And on Top Gear tonight, Richard Hammond will drive a Qassam-rocket powered car into a wall…
The Sun is leading with the story:
“How dare Woss insult my mum.”
Interesting that Jose Maria Moreno should defend the honour of his dear old mum – Francisca Guzman – by calling Ross by a nickname. Such is the lure of celebrity that evne in fits ouf rage, the fan poses for a photo and asks for an autograph.
At least Guzman, who we learn has Alzheimer’s, now has proof that it wasn’t Terry Wogan she shagged but Ross.
It’s all very tasteful.
Yesterday NOTW readers were treated to the sound of Ross penetrating an octogenarian in an MP3 – with sound effects produced by custard cream biscuits, a sink plunger and the Coronation Street intro.
Today, Georgina Baille – pictured from the neck up – says:
“Ross doesn’t accept what is and isn’t acceptable to talk about.”
Baillie performs as a lead-footed Satanic Slut. Perhaps she can help Ross out?
(Baillie: “I went into my living room and our pole-dance pole had collapsed. I was like, oh my God, this is my house, and then I looked down at my emaciated body and I was like, and this is my body.”)
Says she:
“It’s completely tasteless to talk about having sex with a pensioner.”
What a prude. And possibly ageist too.
Ross is a trailblazer. More power to his wrist, say we…
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