Anorak | Chelsy Davy Vows To Chop Her Legs Off Unless Prince Harry Goes

Chelsy Davy Vows To Chop Her Legs Off Unless Prince Harry Goes

by | 26th, January 2009

PRINCE Harry Baseball Cap is back on the market.

In an update on the Facebook murder heartbreaker, Harry is said to be looking for a young Paki girl with a cracking sense of humour. Willing gels can apply c/o Anorak, Sotty Sweep Contest .

But what of Chelsy, Harry’s former lover?

The Sun says Chelsy has been spending time in Jabu Kirkland. Oops. Make that with Jabu Kirkland, who turns out to be a “CROC HUNTER”.

Says a source:

“Jabu is exactly the kind of guy we would have expected Chelsy to fall for, were it not for the fact she was dating a prince.”

Such are the facts.

The Sun’s Duncan Larcombe says Chelsy would rather saw her legs off than marry into the Royals ”.

Brandishing a saw, she told him that it was either him or the legs. Harry, a veteran of the war on the Tally-ban, may just have been thankful she wasn’t holding the serrated edge to her throat.

Larcombe goes on:

“I feel sorry for Chelsy because turning down a prince is a brave call few girls could make.”

Or boys.

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