Scare Stories: The Obesity Bug, Cancer Coffee And Killer Diets
SCARE Stories: Anorak’s daily look at horror stories making news -cathing obseuisity, killer diet pills and cancer from coffee
Can you catch obesity? It’s a virus, not eating too much, that makes fat cells multiply claim scientists” - Daily Mail
OBESITY BUG YOU CAN CATCH – Daily Express
Does coffee raise child cancer risk? - Daily Mail
Women using paternity tests to abort babies from affairs - Daily Mail
The true cost of the £1 diet pill – It’s been hailed as a wonder pill for dramatic weight loss. But as it’s cleared for UK use, one writer says the side-effects are embarrassing and painful;…and worse, it might not even work! - Daily Mail
Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 28th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Also, being lazy I would just crush silver confectionery balls in a mortar and pestle, making Fairy Shrapnel. It’s not as cute, but it doesn’t have make the Elves duck when you throw it over them.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Thank you. Thank you each for your kind words and advice, but they’re not going to bring Morrigwn back, or enslave any of you to my Faery overlords. Thanks,though.
January 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
a very small famine would work wonders round here too C&C, but it would have to be very small…
January 28th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Magnetite….. hmmmmm.
I did buy some glittery fairy dust before Christmas to sprinkle on the fairy cakes…. ??
http://www.fairygoodies.co.uk/ this might help you in your hour of need.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
if you turn into a tree, you’ll never last a century without being vulnerable to anyone with a big chopper - I’d stick to the curfew if I were you….
January 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I accidentally caught sight of my Faerie wife doing the dishes one afternoon, so she vanished back from whence she came. The rozzers took me up on suspicion of murder after my neighbours reported that they hadn’t seen her for a while - and of course I couldn’t prove she existed.
Thankfully a warlock in my local constabulary is on a Joint Task Force with the LoF authorities, so instead of doing hard time here I was offered the choice of Mushroom Comfort and Stability Advisor, nyymph-wing polisher or this. It meant I could work from home, but if I break curfew I turn into a tree for a century.
It’s true. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime, or even look like you did.
January 28th, 2009 at 9:50 am
…or should that be wands…? what on earth did you do to deserve such punishment Magnetite…?
January 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Oh, C&C. That wasn’t aimed directly at you. Heaven forfend. It was launched into the aether as part of my community service in the Land of Faerie Outreach and Human Enslavement Programme. I’ve got 60 hours left to do or it’s the chokey, so I’m clutching at straws…
January 28th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Okay. I’ll try that next….
January 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Pills. Tablets. Medicaments. Why not try Faerie food instead? It’s non-fattening, low in cholesterol and, as long as you don’t mind the eternity of captivity in Tir na n’Og, better than any diet pill.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Oh YaY. I’ve got a virus. Stuff the diet, bring on the Supersize Ben and Jerrys.
IT’S NOT MY FAULT.