Raccoon Bites Sex Attacker’s Penis Off
IN Russia in can get cold. You get warmth where you can find it. And if see a raccoon…
Alexander Kirilov, 44, tells us and medics in a Moscow hospital:
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun.”
Fun was to warm his extremities in parts of the raccoon. The raccoon turned and bit a chuck form the man’s penis.
Medics are tying to sew it back on.
Says a “friend”
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”
It might be that Kirilov’s penis is now the size a raccoon prefers and that if he should try a second time the raccoon may be more relaxed.
We await a cold snap to find out…
Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 12th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Dirty pig,serves him right!!
January 29th, 2009 at 12:01 am
[...] What to feed a racoon - here… [...]
January 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
bleeding pain in the arse, by the sound of things - serves him right, defiling cute furry animals like that…
January 27th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Raccoons seem to be a bleeding pain everywhere….