The Ten Best Birthing Songs Ever
CHARLOTTE Church delivers the customary celebrity post-natal blow-by-blow and reveals that throughout the birth she listened to Phil Collins.
Church says he was plugged into lover Gavin’s iPod and when the song In The Air Tonight came on, out flew Dexter.
Might Church have stumbled on an alternative drug-free therapy? Make a pain somewhere else in the body - in this instance, the ears – greater then the pain elsewhere?
True enough, the baby’s first earthly sounds will not be mum’s comforting screams but the soft rock of Collins, but you take your chances. We will only understand the perils of such exposure when Dexter grows up and expresses himself by rolling up the sleeves on his linen jacket and shaving his head into a sharp widow’s peak.
Anorak has passed this news on to our resident scientists and by the process of playing a stereo in the vicinity of Poole General Hospital they and we now bring you the…
Ten Best Birthing Songs Ever!
In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins
Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun
Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods - Who Do you Think You Are
Captain & Tenille - Muskrat Love
Bobby Goldsboro - Honey
Sammy Johns - Chevy Van
Debbie Boone - You Light Up My Life
Billy Joel – Say Goodbye To Hollywood
Bette Midler -The Rose
The Beatles – Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Bonus Track!
Richard Harris- McArthur Park
The compilation - Now That’s What I Call Fast!! – will be available my mail order from the usual address…
Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 28th, 2009 at 9:28 am
…the baby probably shot out in sheer fright when that gorilla started banging the drums…..