The Pope’s Tip for The Day: Cyanide Is Dangerous
THE Pope’s associate Bishop Richard Williamson tells us:
“Cyanide gas is very dangerous.”
Anorak has not tested the theory and is prepared to accept it as fact.
Although in his seminal work Gasses: The Big Myth, Dr Adolf Frenkenheimer argues the case that cyanide has just been given a bad press, and points the finger at Agatha Christie (nee Agatha Cohen) for her book Sparkling Cyanaide, and the Israeli-backed Swedish film Cyanide Blues.
In is next address, Bishop Williamson will investigate the evidence for Jesus Christ, who was gassed on a cross for non-payment of a final demand; a payment he could nto hope to make because the other Jews had taken all his money, some say.
After that, he discuss where anal rape can ever really be rape.
Followed by drinks, nibbles and chitter-chatter.
Posted: 28th, January 2009 | In: Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
no probs for me Moderator - I have nothing to hide except a warped sense of humour….
nice of you to miss me June - holidays and sorting out work arrangements have sort of taken over lately, but it’s good to be back!
January 28th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Mind you he’s being infallible when he says cyanide is dangerous, but didn’t we know already? Especially those in the gas chambers at Auschwitz…
Hi dairy not seen you for a while, can’t believe you shall have been in Anoraks chokey
January 28th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I think the Vatican is fairly unmoved by most things - it took a while for it to register 9/11 as I remember…..
Moderator -I am enquiring as to why you are being moderated, a site blip, please bear with us.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Yup wise move, it’ll keep bums of seats and knees off priedieux.
Enough gas from bishops whether cyanide or not.
Wasn’t the Vatican unmoved by the plight of the Nazi victims ?