Michael Phelps Dries Out With A Marijuana Bong Fire
MICHAEL Phelps, multiple Olympic gold medalist, is pictured smoking weed from a bong. Marijuana is the secret of Phelps’ success. There is hope of London’s Olympians yet.
And who knew that a man who spends his life face down in chlorine and other people’s wee could have a life outside the pool?
Says Star Magazine:
“At one point someone asked him if he wanted to smoke some weed. Michael didn’t hesitate and headed to a small back room, where he was immediately handed a big red bong. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and ripped a huge smelly bong rip. He knew exactly what he was doing. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming the backstroke.”
The NOTW has picure of Phelps with teh big red one:
Spokesman Clifford Bloxham offered us an extraordinary deal not to publish our story, saying Phelps would become our columnist for three years, host events and get his sponsors to advertise with us.
In return, he asked that we kill Phelps’ bong picture. Bloxham said: “It’s seeing if something potentially very negative for Michael could turn into something very positive for the News of the World.”
A column on swmming strokezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Pass the waterproof marker back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and…. (How many words is that, Ed?)
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Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
