Renee Zellweger Crushes Jimmy Carter’s Dry Roasted Nuts
RENEE Zellweger says: “I have a crush on Jimmy Carter … He’s all good things”.
She has crush on the old peanut seller. Crushed nuts. Nuts.
Says she:
“I have a crush on Jimmy Carter. I admit it. He has an extraordinary mind. He’s an exceptional human being. And he writes poetry, for crying out loud. He’s all good things.”
He’s a dry roasted kitten tied up with string, and all of those favourite things.
Zellweger says she queued for more than two hours, waiting for Carter to sign his latest book.
As they say:
What we don’t buy is the idea that enough people wanted this book to form a line 2-1/2 hours long.
There were only three people in the queue - and one of those was waiting for drugs. It’s Carter - his penmanship is not what it once was…
J………..I……….M………E……….E……..
Posted: 1st, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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